The thing about sarcasm...

Got this from Esther's note in FB

Sarcasm's my defense against stupid.
Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)

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If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute
YR: yaya... so cute... just like my dog

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome
YR: when you are in zoo with the gorilla?

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: woooooooooooooooooooo..... ha.... ha... ha.... yeah! ( really dunno how to answer to this la)

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy…
YR: I am so freaking jealous la... the only time I am good at something is when I am in bed

5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: Whats a Bruneian artist?
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If an annoying pretty woman says:

1) I know you like me.
YR: ya.. even I also falls in love with myself sometimes... its ok...

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: OMG?! you can talk??

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: But why cant I date an animal??! I thought we are all living in a modern world?

4) UNLESS you are rich, don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Damn it, that was my reason for trying to get you into my ride!

5) Look, I am pretty; I can make people hate you!
YR: Yay, I hate them too...
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If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: Suck off bitch XD

2) May I have your cell phone number? Please please please?
YR: Ass Kiews me, wa don speak Engrish XD

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night…
YR: hang out? you mean hanging myself?

4) What do you like about me?
YR: your sense of humour...

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: I AM pretty and I like ME sooooo much! (okay... I can't beat this esther XD)
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If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!
YR: yes fuckface XD

2) You smell like shit!
YR: that is why we are 'fren' asshole..

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: actually is because you are always behind me no matter wat! stop stalking me...

4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: uggggg.... garggghhhhhh...eeeekkk..eeekkkkk

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: Go ahead, as long as you're still behind me. <--good one, albert! (can't beat that) -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

If your annoying ex says:

1) I still love you...
YR: I love you too...

2) I know you still love me!
YR: ya I still love to see you rot in hell...

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby…
YR: look at me, I am already bored mating to a same person for the past few years... so sorry

4) Please call me...
YR: I knew you were a hooker!

5) The break up hurt me so much…
YR: where? which part??

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If an annoying salesperson says:

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: really?!

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: ya.. you should.. it does not suits you anyway...

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: 50% only??! free la aunty! why you so gu hon!!

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy…
YR: yaya... give me one.... ( take it and then put it away in another shelf few metres away... )