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Monday, September 21, 2009

Perfect one~

The perfect man is gentle
And
never cruel or mean.

He has a perfect smile

And is always neat and clean.



The perfect man likes kids

And will raise them by your side.

He will be a caring father,

And good husband to his bride.


The perfect man loves cooking.

He will clean and vacuum, too.

He'll do what's in his power

To show his love for you.



The perfect man is sweet,

Writing poems with your name.

He's a best friend to your mother

And will kiss away your pain.



He never makes you cry

Nor caused you hurt in any way.

To hell with this endless poem --

The perfect man is gay.

source: comedycentral

so ladies... why waiting for the perfect one lei?... there are always lots of imperfect man out there for you *cough* me *cough*.... lol

just a joke only.. it has been a while since I posted some sexist or men/women post ma hahha

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